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Doxieone
4/5/2010 6:26:35 PM


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The just finished news contest...

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Kellie
Independents
4/5/2010 6:34:06 PM
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We are aware of this Doxie
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Hitspinner
Independents
4/6/2010 2:14:54 AM


Status: Commander in Chief
Okay, while we wait LOL


A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .

The driver feels so awful that he
begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the side of the road
and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man "What's wrong?"

"I feel terrible," he explains,
"I accidentally hit the Easter
Bunny with my car and KILLED him!"

The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.

The Easter Bunny jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, then he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and
again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?"


The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.
It says...

"Hair Spray Restores life to dead hair, and adds a permanent wave

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RealMeert
Independents
4/6/2010 12:58:55 PM


Status: President
lol Hitspinner
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Doxieone
Democrats
4/6/2010 8:37:32 PM


Status: Commander in Chief
LOL LOL LOL
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oopsee
Independents
4/7/2010 9:13:58 AM
Status: UN Ambassador
hahaha
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oopsee

Kellie
Independents
4/7/2010 1:15:39 PM
Status: Commander in Chief
I liked the visuals

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Hitspinner
Independents
4/7/2010 1:21:10 PM


Status: Commander in Chief
Hahhahahahah, okay I see somebody is as irreverant as me as regards the easter bunny Hhahahaha
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macwithfries
Independents
4/8/2010 2:01:05 AM


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LOL Hit's and Kell's funneeez!!!!.....
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Doxieone
Democrats
4/8/2010 1:21:47 PM


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OMG...that is so funny! Did you do that one yourself, Kellie??
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Kellie
Independents
4/8/2010 1:39:18 PM
Status: Commander in Chief
I wish I did but nah Doxie.

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