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RoadRunner44
6/14/2009 2:32:27 PM


Status: Flori-duh Voter
Question

I'm new to this site but since I came there I saw the picture that most say are about U.S. president.In 1/4 Barack Obama is present.Question: this is a form of protest or some of you have no ideas left? Let's chop more and leave politics to others
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jerrylambert
Republicans
6/14/2009 6:32:34 PM


Status: Commander in Chief
lol, well you could also say the same about Mr. Bean and Mona Lisa and American Gothic and Remmy...

The fact is this is supposed to be a political news parody site. I am pretty sure that is what Vlad had in mind when he launched FreakingNews. If you will notice, we are all Democrats , Republican and Independent. Derp.

[Edited by User on 6/14/2009 6:32:17 PM]
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AZRainman
Independents
6/14/2009 7:44:12 PM


Status: Commander in Chief
Obama is a news leader and this is world's largest Photoshop News contest site.

We always do political parody and satire here, that's our gig and niche

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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." -George Carlin

jerrylambert
Republicans
6/14/2009 9:52:23 PM


Status: Commander in Chief
maybe we should think about this, maybe we SHOULDN'T chop Obama anymore! AH HAhahahahaha aha ahahahahaha ahahhha hahahahahaha, Ohhhhhhhhh, heeeheeehooooo haaaaaa! heheee he he he ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Jesus.
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Doxieone
Democrats
6/14/2009 10:04:09 PM


Status: Commander in Chief
Obama seems to be on TV daily in some form or another. It's brand overkill, in my humble opinion.

My son is at the AMA meeting in Chicago where Obama is scheduled to speak to the physicians about healthcare tomorrow. I'll be interested to hear from my son how he thought the speech 'played' to the audience.

(My son is not a doc but works with one of the doc organizations.)

[Edited by User on 6/14/2009 10:04:14 PM]
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AZRainman
Independents
6/14/2009 10:05:23 PM


Status: Commander in Chief
LOL Jerry

Sensors indicate FN needs to relocate to another M-class planet to escape the Obama vortex. Beam me up Scotty...

[Edited by User on 6/14/2009 10:04:24 PM]
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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." -George Carlin

NewsMaster
Independents
6/15/2009 1:26:00 AM


Status: Commander in Chief
I'll summarize what other members already said:
We try to chop what's in the news, and mostly in American news.
Obama is in the news a lot, so it's natural he is in a lot of FN chops.

We used to chop previous president Bush a lot too, who is a Republican while Obama is a Democrat, so we try to be bi-partisan too in our satire
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

jerrylambert
Republicans
6/15/2009 5:16:16 AM


Status: Commander in Chief



We used to chop previous president Bush a lot too, who is a Republican while Obama is a Democrat, so we try to be bi-partisan too in our satire




I still chop Bush every chance I get. Clinton is still popular here too.
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AZRainman
Independents
6/15/2009 5:22:41 AM


Status: Commander in Chief
Bernanke could use more roasting too for those of us who you like to chop monetary bandits.

Roasted nuts, not just for snacking...

[Edited by User on 6/15/2009 6:06:59 AM]
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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." -George Carlin

thekillerbee
Independents
6/15/2009 10:48:31 AM
Status: Commander in Chief
We're an equal opportunity group of choppers. Everyone is fair game.
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"The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall." - Ernesto 'Che' Guevara

AZRainman
Independents
6/16/2009 2:35:55 AM


Status: Commander in Chief

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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." -George Carlin

RoadRunner44
Independents
6/16/2009 9:07:16 AM


Status: Flori-duh Voter
AZRainman this was a show for my taste ...Thanks
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Doxieone
Democrats
6/16/2009 9:13:28 AM


Status: Commander in Chief
The other week, NBC nightly news used the White House as their broadcast location.

Drudge has this story right now:

ABC TURNS PROGRAMMING OVER TO OBAMA; NEWS TO BE ANCHORED FROM INSIDE WHITE HOUSE
Tue Jun 16 2009 08:45:10 ET

On the night of June 24, the media and government become one, when ABC turns its programming over to President Obama and White House officials to push government run health care -- a move that has ignited an ethical firestorm!

Highlights on the agenda:

ABCNEWS anchor Charlie Gibson will deliver WORLD NEWS from the Blue Room of the White House.

The network plans a primetime special -- 'Prescription for America' -- originating from the East Room, exclude opposing voices on the debate.


.....

(My take: if GWB had done this, I would have been on the roof top protesting this. Now, as a Democrat (I have to keep reminding myself I am one), I just have to look at actions like this and just..... wonder.
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Doxieone
Democrats
6/16/2009 12:05:57 PM


Status: Commander in Chief
Photo of Obama yesterday in Chicago.

Our son took it yesterday while attending the AMA conference.

Obama speaking to the AMA in Chicago.
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AZRainman
Independents
6/16/2009 12:58:45 PM


Status: Commander in Chief
Obama announces Freaking News is now controlled by the Pentagon.
Newsy arrested and sent to Gitmo for extended vacation.
AZRainman shot and fed to coyotes.

News at 5.

[Edited by User on 6/16/2009 12:57:39 PM]
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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." -George Carlin

NewsMaster
Independents
6/16/2009 1:04:51 PM


Status: Commander in Chief

On 6/16/2009 12:58:45 PM, AZRainman said:
Obama announces Freaking News is now controlled by the Pentagon.
Newsy arrested and sent to Gitmo for extended vacation.
AZRainman shot and fed to coyotes.

News at 5.

[Edited by User on 6/16/2009 12:57:39 PM]



LOL!

News at 6: Jerry Lambert tells all about his battle with arachnophobia. Hitspinner slashes coyotes, and chops AZRainman back from pieces (sources). Newsy given access to internet from Gitmo and continues to post contests. All is back to normal.

[Edited by User on 6/16/2009 1:03:49 PM]
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Doxieone
Democrats
6/16/2009 2:30:26 PM


Status: Commander in Chief
This just in: Pentagon realizes error and immediately stops internet access to Gitmo. Newsie was temporarily silenced, but made swept of nearby Havana (not known how he was able to leave Gitmo) and secured many (many) TV rabbit ears. Access to internet reestablished through use of same, but also unknown how he did it as rabbit ears are for TV's not computers.

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jerrylambert
Republicans
6/16/2009 3:05:01 PM


Status: Commander in Chief
Breaking News: The reanimated AZRainman has escaped his confines and has began wreaking havoc on the downtown Scottsdale area. National Guard has deployed helicopters to deal with the abomination.

Also on the escape of Newsie from Gitmo, one fellow inmate had this to say, "Well I just made him my bitch and I thought he was getting comfortable but he left me, and now I cry tears of sorrow.".

In other news there is a giant spider army headed for the Appalachian Mountains.
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SidKain
Democrats
6/16/2009 9:50:48 PM
Status: Commander in Chief
Extremely Breaking News: It is believed that FNers mistook the Reanimation procedure of AZRainman as a 50/50 chop contest... half of the sources used to reanimate the man in question were from Michelle Obama thus creating a "Super Chopping 1st Lady Hybrid"!
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Will work for Beer and free Tattoos

AZRainman
Independents
6/17/2009 6:38:37 AM


Status: Commander in Chief
LOL, I think I rather be coyote lawn ornaments.
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Contest Entries: 1145
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." -George Carlin

crusader234
Independents
3/12/2011 10:03:21 PM


Status: Secretary of Labor
spider army? when?
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