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AzureSky
10/10/2012 4:36:24 PM


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Self defence

At the Tory Party Conference, it was announced that the law will be clarified to enable homeowners to defend themselves against burglars, without being prosecuted.
Can't use guns, unless you are farmer and own a shotgun. What kind of weapons could be used instead?

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pegleg
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10/12/2012 7:45:41 PM


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I remember back in the day, my dad carried a fire extinguisher in his company vehicle. This was back when fire extinguishers were CO2. He stopped at a red light in Cleveland, and some guy poked his head in the window of the vehicle and tried to get his wallet. My dad came up with that CO2 fire extinguisher and shot him square in the face with it. Perfectly legal to have, but froze that ... 's face half off...lol
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AzureSky
Independents
10/13/2012 4:13:17 PM


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On 10/12/2012 7:45:41 PM, pegleg said:
I remember back in the day, my dad carried a fire extinguisher in his company vehicle. This was back when fire extinguishers were CO2. He stopped at a red light in Cleveland, and some guy poked his head in the window of the vehicle and tried to get his wallet. My dad came up with that CO2 fire extinguisher and shot him square in the face with it. Perfectly legal to have, but froze that ... 's face half off...lol



A metal comb across the bottom of the nose, a metal tail comb, wasp spray are useful too.

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Veroni
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10/14/2012 8:42:55 AM


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Have none of you seen the disney movie Tangled? Helllllooooo?!

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Malcolmxy
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10/14/2012 1:26:30 PM


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oops...



Come to think of it, both might just work.



[Edited by User on 10/15/2012 7:56:01 AM]
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AzureSky
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10/15/2012 6:41:32 AM


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Any more ideas???
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vicspa
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10/15/2012 10:15:12 AM


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Baseball bat is always good, but can't beat a 357 magnum.
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Malcolmxy
Independents
10/15/2012 6:11:18 PM


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On 10/15/2012 10:15:12 AM, vicspa said:
Baseball bat is always good, but can't beat a 357 magnum.




go ahead, make my something, something...
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Hitspinner
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10/17/2012 1:54:35 AM


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Personally I would plant some corn and beets in a few pots and call it a farm. Then buy a shotgun''' LOL
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