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Malcolmxy
Independents
7/21/2012 10:31:50 PM


Status: Attorney General

On 7/21/2012 4:31:27 PM, vicspa said:
1 How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.




I already knew you and I had similar senses of humor (thanks for all the Henny Youngman-esque one-liners, though)

I only ask because I put up a few pics for the Romney VP thing, and I thought they were pretty darn funny (especially the V-Pieber one), and they were as good as all but one other in the contest, quality-wise (I knew that one was gonna win as soon as I saw it...not because it was a super great idea, but it used the kind of plug-ins that go over well here, and it was obviously good quality work), and they all did horribly.

The one I did with Satan from South Park had some comment about a 70s revival, and that's when it hit me. They're not doing well because no one is getting them (or, no one with any juice in their voting weight).

It's cool and all, but I don't rely on the WOW light show that others here do in their chops, so whatever. It ain't like losing here is new or surprising to me. It's pretty much what I do.

Someone's gotta be the bridesmaid, I suppose.
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macwithfries
Independents
7/22/2012 4:19:38 AM


Status: Commander in Chief

On 7/21/2012 6:32:59 PM, Veroni said:
I am like "preemiememe" in my choice of humor, because I am a naughty girl, but I do think this is funny.

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lololol....

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macwithfries
Independents
7/22/2012 4:20:57 AM


Status: Commander in Chief

On 7/21/2012 6:38:43 PM, Kellie said:


[Edited by User on 7/21/2012 6:39:28 PM]



So here I am trying to "fix" your post and I realized it was just fine....lol. Auuughhhh

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vicspa
Independents
7/22/2012 8:38:55 PM


Status: Commander in Chief
Here's one that I find funny.

Kevin had shingles.
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?
Here's what happened to Kevin:
Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he had...
Kevin said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the ... and asked Kevin what he had.
Kevin said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'
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macwithfries
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7/23/2012 1:46:31 AM


Status: Commander in Chief
hahaha
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AzureSky
Independents
7/23/2012 5:03:05 AM


Status: Commander in Chief
Lol at vicspa!
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AzureSky
Independents
7/23/2012 5:14:15 AM


Status: Commander in Chief
The one I did with Satan from South Park had some comment about a 70s revival, and that's when it hit me. They're not doing well because no one is getting them (or, no one with any juice in their voting weight).

It's cool and all, but I don't rely on the WOW light show that others here do in their chops, so whatever. It ain't like losing here is new or surprising to me. It's pretty much what I do.

Someone's gotta be the bridesmaid, I suppose.



It is not that your pics are not funny, it is pure and simply the less than perfect execution If anyone tries to help with comments you reply that you don't care. Clearer source images would help you a great deal. There are ways to sharpen old photos without photoshop

I will pm you some source sites
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Malcolmxy
Independents
7/23/2012 12:27:46 PM


Status: Attorney General

On 7/23/2012 5:14:15 AM, AzureSky said:
The one I did with Satan from South Park had some comment about a 70s revival, and that's when it hit me. They're not doing well because no one is getting them (or, no one with any juice in their voting weight).

It's cool and all, but I don't rely on the WOW light show that others here do in their chops, so whatever. It ain't like losing here is new or surprising to me. It's pretty much what I do.

Someone's gotta be the bridesmaid, I suppose.



It is not that your pics are not funny, it is pure and simply the less than perfect execution If anyone tries to help with comments you reply that you don't care. Clearer source images would help you a great deal. There are ways to sharpen old photos without photoshop

I will pm you some source sites



I don't not care, but I do disagree sometimes. I think my app (Corel PaintShop Pro X4) does a poor job of converting the pics to jpg (especially the vector layers), because some images that are incredibly crisp in their native format (PSP...like PSD), look horrible in jpg.

I understand there will be some degradation, but not THAT much.

I remember you posting some jpg conversion apps somewhere. If you got those, that would be helpful (and yeah, sometimes things don't work out perfectly...I understand on those).

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