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AzureSky
3/27/2012 8:12:59 AM


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Cosmetic ingredients

I found this


I had to stop wearing make up due to allergies. Reading this makes me glad I did lol!
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NewsMaster
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3/27/2012 1:50:12 PM


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In a rush I've read the thread title as "Cosmic ingredients"!

After reading the list I was glad that I am not a woman and don't
have to use cosmetics!
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AzureSky
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3/27/2012 4:13:44 PM


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On 3/27/2012 1:50:12 PM, NewsMaster said:
In a rush I've read the thread title as "Cosmic ingredients"!

After reading the list I was glad that I am not a woman and don't
have to use cosmetics!



They sound pretty yucky don't they! Of course there is no telling what goes into men's aftershave and other toiletries lol!

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Kellie
Independents
3/27/2012 6:00:50 PM
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Well I was doing ok reading that...until I got to the Bull Semen o_0
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Malcolmxy
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3/27/2012 9:04:36 PM


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On 3/27/2012 6:00:50 PM, Kellie said:
Well I was doing ok reading that...until I got to the Bull Semen o_0



Bull semen can get into your eyes something awful and make things terribly difficult to read. If you're still having issues, I recommend a thorough eye rinse, followed by a cigarette.
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Kellie
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3/27/2012 10:05:10 PM
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I can do without the "bull", but the cigarette tasted good

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Malcolmxy
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3/28/2012 5:55:47 AM


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On 3/27/2012 10:05:10 PM, Kellie said:
I can do without the "bull", but the cigarette tasted good




Mayhaps, but without the bull, it's no fun, and there's also a risk that someone might take something that I have to say seriously, and trust me when I tell you, no good can come of that.

But, this one time...just for you, I'll bring out the donkey, or another equestrian of your choosing(hey...when the girl asks you to leave out the bull, you leave out the bull...who am I to deny a lady's request of me?)

Glad you enjoyed the cigarette, though.

(this post was brought to you by Ego, Inc. I'd not take it seriously, but I have no choice. Everyone else does. Coke? Wait...scratch that...the cliche Austrian therapist takes control sometimes...when he does, just ignore it. He's an absolute self-obsessed nut job...)

I'm sorry...we were talking about cosmetics? Does that have something to do with Cos Play?

(and with that post, watch the lock slam closed...)
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AzureSky
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3/28/2012 6:45:59 AM


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On 3/27/2012 9:04:36 PM, Malcolmxy said:

On 3/27/2012 6:00:50 PM, Kellie said:
Well I was doing ok reading that...until I got to the Bull Semen o_0



Bull semen can get into your eyes something awful and make things terribly difficult to read. If you're still having issues, I recommend a thorough eye rinse, followed by a cigarette.



So far as I know natural oestrogen is still produced from mare's pee. not sure about testosterone.

As for the cosmetics, I must have used up an awful lot of fish scales in my time, not mention waste cooking oil.

A neighour (neighbor) of mine uses waste cooking oil to make deisel in hs attic!

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AzureSky
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3/28/2012 6:47:36 AM


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On 3/27/2012 9:04:36 PM, Malcolmxy said:

On 3/27/2012 6:00:50 PM, Kellie said:
Well I was doing ok reading that...until I got to the Bull Semen o_0



Bull semen can get into your eyes something awful and make things terribly difficult to read. If you're still having issues, I recommend a thorough eye rinse, followed by a cigarette.



Yeah cigarette sounds good, especially if it contains the green stuff lol!

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Kellie
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3/28/2012 7:38:40 AM
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But, this one time...just for you, I'll bring out the donkey, or another equestrian of your choosing(hey...when the girl asks you to leave out the bull, you leave out the bull...who am I to deny a lady's request of me?)

Glad you enjoyed the cigarette, though.



...I'll take that as ya saying ya hung like a Horse



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Malcolmxy
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3/28/2012 9:57:42 AM


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On 3/28/2012 7:38:40 AM, Kellie said:


...I'll take that as ya saying ya hung like a Horse







I thought this was an anti-animal cruelty thread. Now, you're talking about hanging horses. Perhaps entitling you as a lady was a bit premature.

I will not have my horse die with no name. I'm taking him on a ride through the desert now to calm and name him after this unprovoked attack.

Good day, madame.


I said, good day.

(I don't smiley, but if I did, this would be where I would put one...)
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AzureSky
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3/28/2012 2:50:13 PM


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On 3/28/2012 9:57:42 AM, Malcolmxy said:

On 3/28/2012 7:38:40 AM, Kellie said:


...I'll take that as ya saying ya hung like a Horse







I thought this was an anti-animal cruelty thread. Now, you're talking about hanging horses. Perhaps entitling you as a lady was a bit premature.

I will not have my horse die with no name. I'm taking him on a ride through the desert now to calm and name him after this unprovoked attack.

Good day, madame.


I said, good day.

(I don't smiley, but if I did, this would be where I would put one...)



I dunno Malcom, poor Kellie s paying ya a real Aussie compliment there!

We ladies like men who have the qualities of a Stallion.



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AzureSky
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3/28/2012 2:54:57 PM


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My little pony
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Kellie
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3/28/2012 3:25:31 PM
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On 3/28/2012 2:50:13 PM, AzureSky said:
I dunno Malcom, poor Kellie s paying ya a real Aussie compliment there!
We ladies like men who have the qualities of a Stallion.




"You're Terrible Muriel"

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Malcolmxy
Independents
3/28/2012 3:26:27 PM


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On 3/28/2012 2:50:13 PM, AzureSky said:

On 3/28/2012 9:57:42 AM, Malcolmxy said:

On 3/28/2012 7:38:40 AM, Kellie said:



I dunno Malcom, poor Kellie s paying ya a real Aussie compliment there!

We ladies like men who have the qualities of a Stallion.






It's not the size of the horse in the fight, it's the size of the lion that devours it...or something like that...

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AzureSky
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3/28/2012 4:14:57 PM


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On 3/28/2012 3:25:31 PM, Kellie said:

On 3/28/2012 2:50:13 PM, AzureSky said:
I dunno Malcom, poor Kellie s paying ya a real Aussie compliment there!
We ladies like men who have the qualities of a Stallion.




"You're Terrible Muriel"




nice t-shirt lol!
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HoHouse
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3/28/2012 9:48:19 PM


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Should be a fun time in good old Londonistan this summer.
London-2012-Olympics
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HoHouse

macwithfries
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3/29/2012 7:38:53 AM


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On 3/28/2012 9:48:19 PM, HoHouse said:
Should be a fun time in good old Londonistan this summer.
London-2012-Olympics



Well that ties in nicely to the thread....both content wise and for Azure...lol.

I suspect there will be "many many" like minded "articles" posted in the lead up to the Olympics.

When I read uncorroborated articles like that, I do query the "motives" behind them however.



[Edited by User on 3/29/2012 7:41:22 AM]
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AzureSky
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3/29/2012 10:47:40 AM


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On 3/28/2012 9:48:19 PM, HoHouse said:
Should be a fun time in good old Londonistan this summer.
London-2012-Olympics



We are on code yellow terror alert and have been for a while. We have a crazy Judicial system where Judges can over rule the government and allow dangerous maniacs to stay in Britain.

The Brits are starting to fight back despite the racial equality and human rights laws. The idiots who demonstrated when soldiers came back from abroad, found the locals retaliating.

Unfortunately some of them don't get to the guilty ones and innocent people get hurt. People are far more aware of the dangers now. The worrying thing is the "sleepers" like the two doctors who tried to bomb a Scottish Airport a while back.
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Malcolmxy
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3/29/2012 5:38:07 PM


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On 3/29/2012 10:47:40 AM, AzureSky said:

We are on code yellow terror alert and have been for a while.



You guys are still on the color-coded FEAR system? We got rid of ours just as everyone was realizing that it shared all of its colors with a game of Twister.

Don't get me wrong...since the chances of dying doing one were about the same as getting caught up in the other, it made total sense. I wasn't criticizing or nothin'.


And, I also wouldn't be surprised if something went down at The Games...The UK is a strange anomaly in Europe right now...y'all were smart enough to remove your currency from the rest of the West, but not ethical enough to abstain from funding the Euro debacle (your finance industry, anyway, which isn't to say that you were the only ones...The US is just as guilty, as are China and Japan, etc).

Anyway, I'm sure there are some folks who are angry enough about that and a host of other things that your (and our) leaders have done that they will try to take out a few folks and make some noise while the world is watching.

Stay safe.
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AzureSky
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3/29/2012 10:12:46 PM


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We are on code yellow terror alert and have been for a while.



You guys are still on the color-coded FEAR system? We got rid of ours just as everyone was realizing that it shared all of its colors with a game of Twister.

Don't get me wrong...since the chances of dying doing one were about the same as getting caught up in the other, it made total sense. I wasn't criticizing or nothin'.


And, I also wouldn't be surprised if something went down at The Games...The UK is a strange anomaly in Europe right now...y'all were smart enough to remove your currency from the rest of the West, but not ethical enough to abstain from funding the Euro debacle (your finance industry, anyway, which isn't to say that you were the only ones...The US is just as guilty, as are China and Japan, etc).

Anyway, I'm sure there are some folks who are angry enough about that and a host of other things that your (and our) leaders have done that they will try to take out a few folks and make some noise while the world is watching.

Stay safe.


I am not planning on going within 100 miles of the Olympics. I was one street away when the Carlton Club bomb exploded, we ran up an alley and found ourselves in front of it. The smell of explosive was overpowering.

When we heard the bang there was a sudden silence, all the pigeons flew straight up in the air. Then there were sirens blaring, police cars and fire engines in what seemed like seconds.

Terrorists will find it extremely difficult to get into the stadium. Tickets are all booked in advance and I bet every single buyer is checked. There are enormous security precautions in place. I would imagine each country has it's own security too.

There are so many ways to detect explosives and guns now it would be extremely hard for a terrorist to get near the Olympics. Hence the idea of poisoning hand cream!. MI5, MI6 and the CIA monitor emails. I bet they tap phones too.

They didn't get near the Royal Wedding dd they. A lot of plots have been foiled already. The British don't think twice about reporting any suspicious activity. The Mosques are watched and so are the Imans and congregations.

One thing that really unites the British is threats from foreigners to our way of life. I include in this loyal British citizens who have settled here and want to live in peace, regardless of ethnic background.

Many of them are now second and third generation and they really hate the terrorists. We all wish the fundamentalists fanatics would leave the country and leave us alone. I just don't understand what their problem is.

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